Love to Laugh & Laugh to Love

Me in class.

• Me: okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.
• Me: ooooh, when did that poster get there?
• Me: ugh, split ends.
• Me: why is the back of your head so attractive?!
• Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
• Me: just act like you understand.
• Me: don't pick me, don't pick me...
• Me: so here's my number, so call me maybe.
• Me: DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING CATCHY.
• Me: it's only been fifteen minutes?
• Me: I hate you all.
• Me: someone shoot me.

• Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
• America: Well sure why not?
• Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
• America: Whatever you want!
• Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
• America: Okay, sounds like fun!
• Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
• America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO